Goblins Lyrics

Many have said that the Goblins and their Rock & Roll music-writing brethren are today's modern day poets. You be the judge. Check back every month for the lyrics of more of your favorite Goblins songs.

NEW THIS MONTH:
Cornsurfing

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN
(THE GOBLINS)
WHO KILLED A BABY TODAY? WHAT RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY? I DON'T KNOW STUCK A
KNIFE RIGHT IN YOU…AND I DON'T GIVE A DARN!
STEP BY STEP…SLOWLY I TURNED! STEP BY STEP…NIAGARA FALLS!
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN!
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

Aliens Meet the Dinosaurs
(The Goblins)

The aliens came from outer space
They had two big eyes and a football face
The dinosaurs came from planet earth
They were coldblooded creatues of tremendous girth

The aliens/meet the dinosaurs
The aliens/meet the dinosaurs

The aliens had spaceships that flew
Pterodactyl said I can fly too
The aliens had antennae on their heads
I've got horns triceratops said

The aliens/meet the dinosaurs
The aliens/meet the dinosaurs

The aliens had protein pods to eat
Tyrannosaurus Rex said I eat meat
They had so much in common for goodness sake
That they ate alien ice cream and dinosaur cake

The aliens/meet the dinsaurs
The aliens/meet the dinosaurs ©2004 Gobcko Publishing (ASCAP)

BATH PARTY
(Goblins)
Bath party tonight
Bath party tonight
Gonna dress real cute in your birthday suit
at a bath party tonight

Bath party tonight
Bath party tonight
Gonna scrub and rub and join the clean butt club
At a bath party tonight

Bath party tonight
Bath party tonight
Gonna splish and splash
I hope that no one crashes
my bath party tonight

Bath party tonight
Bath party tonight
Gonna take a chance and ask a duck to dance
At a bath party tonight

Bath party tonight
Bath party tonight
Gonna clean our ears, gonna give three cheers
At a bath party tonight
©2004 Gobcko Publishing (ASCAP)

Big Boy Pants
(The Goblins)
Well, guess who learned to use the potty today?
This baby's getting bigger in every way
So, I'm asking you to take a chance
Mama won't you let me wear my big boy pants

Oh daddy won't you hear my plea
My diapers are chains you gotta set me free
So I'm asking you to take a chance
Papa won't you let me wear my big boy pants

Well, guess who finally got his way?
Got no diapers on as of today
But whoa I'm doing this funny dance
Oops I made a poo poo in my big boy pants
©2005 Gobcko Publishing (ASCAP)

BLOOD DRINKERS
(THE GOBLINS)
TWO PLASMAS ON THE ROCKS, PLEASE, BARTENDER. I'M AT THE RED CROSS ON AN ALL NIGHT BENDER.
DON'T NEED MARTINIS OR NO WHISKEY SOUR. JUST TAP THOSE VEINS AND THEN IT'S HAPPY HOUR.
BLOOD DRINKERS! BLOOD DRINKERS BLOOD DRINKERS! WE'RE DRINKING BLOOD
I'M CRUISING AROUND IN MY PAINTED RED RANGE ROVER. I'M FEELING DIZZY FROM A BLOOD HANGOVER. IT'S HAIR OF THE DOG, JUST GIVE ME MORE, BABY. MY MASHED POTATOES NEED SOME OF YOUR RED GRAVY
BLOOD DRINKERS! BLOOD DRINKERS BLOOD DRINKERS! WE'RE DRINKING BLOOD. WE'RE DRINKING BLOOD
BLOOD DRINKERS! BLOOD DRINKERS BLOOD DRINKERS! WE'RE DRINKING BLOOD. WE'RE
DRINKING BLOOD. WE'RE DRINKING BLOOD
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

BRING BACK THE SUMMER ALIVE
(The Goblins)
BRING BACK THE SUMMER ALIVE
THE HEAT OF THE STREET MAKES ME SO ALIVE
I'M GONNA DRINK AS MUCH ROOT BEER AS I CAN
HOLY AND COOL FROM A FROSTY CAN
THE HEAT OF THE STREETS MAKES ME SO ALIVE
C'MON BRING THE SUMMER BACK ALIVE
BRING THE SUMMER BACK ALIVE
CAN'T STOP ME NOW CAUSE I'M SO ALIVE
I'VE GOT A PICTURE OF YOUR PHOTOGRAPH
THE SUN'S IN THE SKY LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH
THE HEAT ON THE STREET MAKES ME SO ALIVE
BRING THE SUMMER BACK ALIVE
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
© 1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

CHIC-A-GO-GO THEME
(GOBLINS)
CHIC-A-GO-GO! CHIC-A-GO-GO! CHIC-A-GO-GO!
WE'RE LAUGHING AND WE'RE DANCING AND IT'S FUN!
ON THE SHORES OF LAKE MICH-I-GUN
THE KIDS ARE DANCING AND HAVING FUN!
THROUGH RIOTS AND FIRES AND SCANDALS AND SHAME
WE KEPT DANCING JUST THE SAME!
CHIC-A-GO-GO!/CHIC-A-GO-GO!/CHIC-A-GO-GO!
WE'RE LAUGHING AND WE'RE DANCING AND IT'S FUN!
©1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

CORNSURFING
C-O-R-R-R-R-N-N-N-S-U-R-F-I-N-G...YEAH!
©1995 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

CREEPY PORNO GUY
(GOBLINS)
I BUY ALL THE MAGAZINES I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I TELL HER IT'S A JOKE WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND ASKS ME WHY
WHEN I SEE A TAPE OF ANNABELLA CHONG WITH 253
I'M ALWAYS WISHING THAT NUMBER 254 WAS ME

I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY

I GET ON THE INTERNET AND PRETEND I'M A LITTLE GIRL
I GE TON THE INTERNET I'M AN INNICENT LITTLE GIRL
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY IN A CYBER WORLD

I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY
I'M A CREEPY PORNO GUY

MY GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME WHY
PEOPLE THINK I'M BI
©1995 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

DANCE OF THE DEAD
(GOBLINS)
ONE NIGHT A YEAR
IN YOUR TOWN
FROM THE BONEYARD YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND
OF RATTLING BONES - AND THE LEGEND SAID
THE SKELETONS ARE DOING THE DANCE OF THE DEAD

IT DON'T MATTER
WHAT YOU BELIEVE
THE WITCHING HOUR - ALL HALLOW'S EVE
BONEY FINGERS DIG OUT OF THE DIRT
AND THEN THE SKELETOSN SSTART TO WORK

IF YOU GO SEE THEM - DON'T GET SEEN
OR IT WILL BE YOUR LAST HALLOWEEN
AS A LIVING HUMAN BEING
YOU'LL DO THE DANCE AND YOU'LL START TO SCREAM!
AAAAAAARRGGHHHHH!
©1992 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

DAYLIGHT SAVIORS
LEGACY OF KLAN AND CAGE
(GOBLINS)
LEGACY OF KLAN AND CAGE
THE TIME HAS COME TO TURN THE PAGE
BEAUROCRATS COMMAND THE HOURS
AND ONLY WE DEFY YOUR POWER
FARMER'S LABOR YOU DEFILE
YOU LIE TO NATURE WITH A SMILE
THE PEOPLE WON'T BE IN THE DARK
UNITED WE DENY YOUR LARK
THE CLOCK IS TICKING ON YOUR REIGN
YOUR RULES HAVE DRIVEN YOU INSANE
DENY THE SUN WITH LAWS YOU YAHOOS
WE ARE THE MODERN GALILEOS
DAYLIGHT SAVIORS! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS UP!
DAYLIGHT SAVIORS! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS UP!
©2002 Gobcko (ASCAP)

DEVIL PIE
(THE GOBLINS)
PREHEAT THE OVEN TIL IT'S HOTTER THAN HELL
FROM THE EARTH OF THE GRAVE INTO A PIE SHELL
FILL WITH THE FRUITS OF SIN AND AN EVIL EYE
BAKE FOR ETERNITY, IT'S DEVIL PIE
DEVIL PIE, WON'T YOU TAKE A SLICE?
YOU CAN EAT IT IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY BUT NOT IF YOU'RE NICE
IT'S DELICIOUS BUT WHEN THE CHECK COMES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
WILL YOU BE EATING DEVIL PIE ON JUDGEMENT DAY?
© 1996 GOBCKO PUBLISHING (ASCAP)

DR. CLONE
(GOBLINS)
IN A LABORATORY ALL ALONE SITS A MADMAN NAMED DR. CLONE. HE PLOTS AND SCHEMES OF SPLITTING GENES. STARTED WITH SHEEP, NOW HUMAN BEINGS. WHO ARE YOU?
I'M DR. CLONE, I'M DR. CLONE.
ALL OF HISTORY'S EVIL MEN CAN NOW WALK THE EARTH AGAIN AND AGAIN. ADOLPH HITLER, GENGHIS KHAN, TURNER, TRUMP, LINCOLN, THE LIST GOES ON...
I'M DR. CLONE, I'M DR. CLONE, I'M DR. CLONE . . . WE'RE ALL DR. CLONE!
©1998 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

FINAL MASSAGE
(THE GOBLINS)
PUT OIL ON YOUR BACK…I WANT YOU TO RELAX…I'LL GET YOUR PRESSURE POINTS…I'LL SOOTHE YOUR ACHING JOINTS…NOW TAKE A FINAL BREATH…MY HANDS GO ROUND YOUR NECK…YOU'LL FEEL ETERNAL BLISS…I'LL CRUSH YOUR ESOPHAGUS!
MASSAGE…FINAL MASSAGE…FINAL MASSAGE… FINAL MASSAGE… FINAL MASSAGE… FINAL MASSAGE… FINAL MASSAGE… FINAL MASSAGE.
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

4 FOOD GROUPS
FLESH….FLESH…FLESH...AND BRAINS! FLESH….FLESH…FLESH...AND BRAINS!
WHOAH-OH-OH WHOAH-OH-OH WHOAH-OH-OH WHOAH-OH-OH
FLESH….FLESH…FLESH...AND BRAINS! FLESH….FLESH…FLESH...AND BRAINS!
WHOAH-OH-OH WHOAH-OH-OH WHOAH-OH-OH WHOAH-OH-OH
FLESH….FLESH…FLESH...AND BRAINS! FLESH….FLESH…FLESH...AND BRAINS!
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

THE FUNKY PHAROAH IS BACK!
(THE GOBLINS)
I'M THE FUNKY PHAROAH BEST BELIEVE THAT JACK
I RETURNED BEFORE BUT NOW I'M BACK
I'M NOT WORRIED 'BOUT YOUR LOCUSTS OR YOUR BLOOD OR PLAGUES
I WEAR A SHORT TUNIC 'CAUSE I GOT NICE LEGS
I GET FREAKY AT SPRING BREAK BY THE NILE
WATCHING REAL EGYPTIAN GIRLS GONE WILD
I RULE LIKE A FOOL FROM CAIRO TO NAJ HAMMIDI
DID THAT STAFF BECOME A SNAKE OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?
I GOT TREASURES AND SCARABS AND EXPENSIVE THINGS
WHEN THEY BURY MY MUMMY 1'LL BE GOING BLING BLING
I GOT PYRAMID POWER WHEN I GET IN THE SACK
WATCH OUT SON THE FUNKY PHAROAH IS BACK!
©2002 Gobcko Publishing (ASCAP)

GETTING RIPPED
(THE GOBLINS)
JERRY COME AND SPOT ME CAUSE I'M MAXING AT ONE FIFTY
DOYLE BRING ME OIL CAUSE I'M LOOKING PRETTY NIFTY
BOBBY TOWEL THE BENCH OFF CAUSE IT'S GETTING PRETTY SWEATY
ROBO GET MY PROTEIN SHAKE, GET IT GOOD AND READY
GETTING RIPPED, GETTING RIPPED, GETTING RIPPED GETTING RIPPED GETTING RIPPED
GETTING RIPPED GETTING RIPPED GETTING RIPPED RIPPED RIPPED RIPPED
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

GIGGLE GURGLE AND COO
(THE GOBLINS)
I know a girl
She's 2 foot 2
She likes to giggle and gurgle and coo
Giggle gurgle and coo
Giggle gurgle and coo
She's got nothing to do but giggle and gurgle and coo

I know a boy
He likes to wiggle
He likes to coo and gurgle and giggle
Coo and gurgle and giggle
Coo and gurgle and giggle
He does the wiggle when he coos and gurgles and giggles

My baby laughs
'Til she turns purple
She likes to coo and giggle and gurgle
Coo and giggle and gurgle
Coo and giggle and gurgle
She laughs til she's purple when she coos and giggles and gurgles

Giggle gurgle and coo (coo coo coo)
© 2004 GOBCKO PUBLISHING (ASCAP)

GOBLIN GOOD DAY (ROCK VERSION)
(the Goblins)
We're the Goblins/We're gonna have a Goblin Good Day
We're the Goblins/We're gonna make you rock when we play (2X)
Hello boys and girls, we are the Goblins Band
We come all the way from Gobland
And we've got a message for you
We want you to rock and roll!
©2005 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

GOBLIN PRIDE
(The Goblins)
JUST BECAUSE I WEAR A MASK DON'T MEAN I GOT NOTHING TO HIDE
I'M STANDING TALL IN GOBLIN BOOTS, I'VE GOT GOBLIN PRIDE
(GOBLIN PRIDE) I'M PROUD OF WHO I AM/I'M PROUD OF WHERE I'M FROM
(GOBLIN PRIDE) I'M A GOBLIN MAN/NOT A GOBLIN BUM
GOBLIN PRIDE!
© 1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

GOBLIN RACE
(The Goblins)
JOIN THE GOBLIN RACE
DON'T BE IN SECOND PLACE
© 1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

GOBLIN TIME BOMB
(THE GOBLINS)
(HUH!) PEOPLE THINK I'M THE NICE ONE. PEOPLE THINK I'M SHY. BUT IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THIS MASK, BABY TAKE A LOOK IN MY EYE! 'CAUSE I'M THE GOBLIN TIME BOMB READY TO EXPLODE. I'M A GOBLIN TIME BOMB. BABY GONNA BLOW MY LOAD (LOAD) MY LOAD (LOAD) MY LOAD...WATCH ME BLOW NOW!
BABY, I'M COMING. AND I GOT SOME HEAVY, HEAVY NEWS FOR YOU, BABY. I GOT A HEAVY LOAD (LOAD) HEAVY LOAD (LOAD) HEAVY LOAD....WATCH ME BLOW NOW! (BOOM)
©1998 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

GROUND ZERO
(The Goblins)
LOUNGE AX!
EARWAX!
COPYMAX!
AJAX!
GROUND ZERO!
METRO!
RETRO!
HOMO!
POLVO!
GROUND ZERO!
© 1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

HALLOWEEN
(THE GOBLINS)
IT'S HALLOWEEN, IT'S HALLOWEEN
GHOSTS AND GOBLINS EVERYWHERE
IT'S HALLOWEEN, IT'S HALLOWEEN
IT MIGHT GIVE YOU AN AWFUL SCARE
IT'S HALLOWEEN, IT'S HALLOWEEN
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
©1995 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

HAT TRICK
(THE GOBLINS)
WHEN YOU GET THREE GOALS AND THEY THROW THEIR CHAPEAUS
IT'S CALLED A HAT TRICK
WHEN YOU GET THREE GOALS AND THEY THROW THEIR CHAPEAUS
IT'S CALLED A HAT TRICK
HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK!
YOU JUST HIT THAT PUCK AND WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK YOU'LL SCORE A HAT TRICK!
YOU JUST HIT THAT PUCK AND WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK YOU'LL SCORE A HAT TRICK!
HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK!
©1997 Gobcko (ASCAP)

(I LOVE MY) DIRTBIKE
(THE GOBLINS)
I LOVE MY DIRTBIKE AND I LOVE YOU TOO
I LOVE MY DIRTBIKE AND I LOVE YOU TOO
DIRT BIKE! DIRT BIKE! DIRT BIKE! YOU!
I RIDE MY DIRTBIKE AND I RIDE YOU TOO
I RIDE MY DIRTBIKE, WANNA RIDE WITH YOU
DIRT BIKE! DIRT BIKE! DIRT BIKE! YOU!
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

KUKOC
(GOBLINS)
TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC,
TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC
TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC
TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC
HE'S THE CROATION SENSATION/HE'S THE BEST IN THE NATION
GOT A HOT HAND/FROM 3-POINT LAND
TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC
GIVE TONI THE BALL/HE CAN DO IT ALL
HE CAN PASS LIKE A WAITER/OH YEAH!
TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC, TONI KUKOC
TONI KUKOC/HE'S THE WAITER/CROATION SENSATION
KUKOC
PASS THE BALL THE MIKE/PASS THE BALL TO SCOTTIE/KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF/3 POINTS!
TONI KUKOC!
©1998 Gobcko (ASCAP)

LADY WRESTLERS (ARE) DYNAMITE
(THE GOBLINS/PICKLES)
Lady Wrestling's always been my favorite sport
I like to see the girls in their tights and shorts
Suplex, Bodyslams and the figure 4
I can watch it all night and I still want more

College wrestling, backyard wrestling, or the big time pros
I like girls wrestling in mud or jell-O
Forget roller derby, or basketball
Lady Wrestling is the greatest women's sport of all

Lady wrestlers always make me feel all right
Lady Wrestlers always keep me up all night, cause they're
...
Lady Wrestlers coming to your neighborhood
Lady wrestlers always make me feel so good, cause they're...

Fabulous Moola is the alltime greatest wrestling lass
She started in the 50s and she still kicks ass
Penny Banner, Scary Sherri, Luna Vachon
Lady wrestlers really got it going on

I like Greco roman in NC-A-A
Thanks to title 9 the girls come out and play
Tricia Saunders is the best of college wrasslin chicks
She'd win gold if it was in the O-lympics

I love the ladies from the land of Rising Sun
I like the Crush Gals, the Beauty Pair and Aja Kong
Jaguar Yokata IS the greatest, she's so funky
Put in her video ad I'm one happy monkey

Las Luchadores from down Mexico way
If an Aztec mummy's coming they will save the day
Mexico Japan, and the ol' U.S.
Globalize me baby, Lady wrestling's the Best!

Lady wrestlers always make me fell all right
Lady Wrestlers always keep me up all night, cause they're ….
Lady Wrestlers coming to your neighborhood
Lady wrestlers always make me feel so good, cause they're…

I'll watch lady wrestler's any chance I get
In the ring, at the movies on my TV set
The girls in Stripes rasslin' John Candy in the mud
Naked Lady Wrestlers on the Western Front

Betty Page in a movie by Irving Klaw
Sable with a staple in a Playboy I saw
Queen Rena, Vicki Glory in the comic books
Teaching Maggie leg scissors, I like how that looks

Wendy Richter made the Rock and wrestling connection
She had a saturday cartoon and a toy selection
Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, better known as G.L.O.W.
Farmers Daughter and Matilda the Hun made show
Now there's Chyna and there's Jackie and there's Major Gunns
With their silicone injections and their steroids fun
But if you ask me what I want filling my TV tube
It would be old Fabulous Mooolah with her saggy boobs

Lady wrestlers always make me feel all right
Lady Wrestlers always keep me up all night, cause they're ….
Lady Wrestlers coming to your neighborhood
Lady wrestlers always make me feel so good, cause they're…

It's the sport of queens, better than lima beans that why we've got to scream, it's lady wrestling
It's the sport of queens, better than lima beans that why we've got to scream, it's…
©2002 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

LUCAN
(THE GOBLINS)
LUCAN IS A BOY RAISED BY WOLVES
LUCAN IS A BOY RAISED BY WOLVES
LUCAN! LUCAN! AND YOU CAN TOO!
LUCAN IS A BOY WHO WEARS A PURSE
LUCAN IS A BOY WHO WEARS A PURSE
LUCAN! LUCAN! AND YOU CAN TOO!
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

MIDNIGHT CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE
(The Goblins)
MIDNIGHT CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE
ON MY TV SHOW
MIDNIGHT CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE
I WANT TO GO
"DRACULA AND FRANKENSTEIN," "THE BRAIN WHO WOULD NOT DIE," "THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN," "THE CRAWLING HAND"
MIDNIGHT CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE, MIDNIGHT CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE, MIDNIGHT
CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE, MIDNIGHT CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE
"THE MONSTER IN THE SURF," "THE MUMMY'S CURSE," "SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM," MICHAEL LANDON'S WEREWOLF TEEN
© 1992 Gobcko (ASCAP)

MILLENNIUM
(THE GOBLINS)
(BOOM) BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000!
HEY EVERYBODY GONNA SHOUT "HOORAY!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORLD YOU'RE 2,000 TODAY! YOU BETTER BUY THE BOOK, THIS AIN'T NO TIME FOR BROWSIN'. EVERYBODY PARTY IT'S THE YEAR 2,000!
WE'RE GETTING READY! WE'RE GETTING READY!
BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (UH!) 2000!
HEY PARTY PEOPLE, DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND? MILLENNIUM'S A' COMING, COMING TO YOUR TOWN! AIN'T NO DOOM OR GLOOM, YOU BETTER START COROUSIN'. AIN'T NO ARMAGEDDON IN THE YEAR 2,OOO!
WE'RE GETTING READY! WE'RE GETTING READY! WE'RE GETTING READY! WE'RE GETTING READY! WE'RE GETTING READY! I'M GETTING READY! ARE YOU GETTING READY! WE'RE ALL GETTING READY! WE'RE ALL GETTING READY!
BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000!, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000!, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000! BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM, BUCKEM' MILLENNIUM (WHOA-OH) 2000!
©1998 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

MILLENNIUM REPRISE
(THE GOBLINS)
EVERYBODY GONNA GET READY FOR THE NEXT MILLENNIUM. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON! IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET OUR SMART TOGETHER AND TO NOT...NOT BE DUMB. YOU KNOW THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER. IT'S GETTING SMALLER EVERY DAY. WE GOT TO BRING ALL THE PEOPLE TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT A BRAND NEW DAY. OH YEAH. IN THE NEXT MILLENNIUM IN THE YEAR 2,000. CAN WE BRING IT TOGETHER? I THINK EVERY BOY, EVERY GIRL, EVERY MAN, EVERY WOMAN IN THE WHOLE D*MN WORLD, HAS GOT TO GET TOGETHER, ENJOY THE WEATHER, LIGHT AS A FEATHER . . . WE'VE GOT THE YEAR 2,000 CREEPING UP ON US, WE'VE GOT TO COMPETE GLOBALLY, UNIVERSALLY. WE GOT SOME ALIENS GIVING US A RUN FOR OUR MONEY...WHERE DO WE STAND?!? (MILLENNIUM.)
©1998 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

MR BEEF
(THE GOBLINS)
MR. BEEF WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TODAY
SAUSAGE BEEF COMBO SOUNDS A-OK
GRILL IT UP PUT IT ON A BUN
MR. BEEF, MAN YOU'RE NUMBER ONE
THERE'S A LOTTA PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT BEEF
THAT'S OK, IT LEAVES MORE FOR MEEF
SPORT PEPPERS, HAVE IT DIPPED OR DRY
MR. BEEF YOU'RE A BEEFY GUY
BEAU GRUMPUS, GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE BEEFY DRUM SOLOS
MR. BEEF WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TODAY
SAUSAGE BEEF COMBO SOUNDS A-OK
GRILL IT UP PUT IT ON A BUN
MR. BEEF, MAN YOU'RE NUMBER ONE
THERE'S A LOTTA PEOPLE THAT DON'T EAT BEEF
THAT'S OK, IT LEAVES MORE FOR MEEF
THAT'S YOUR RIGHT DON'T GIVE ME NO GRIEF
I'M HANGING WITH MR BEEF
©1997 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

NECKLACE OF BRAINS
(THE GOBLINS)
IN AN ALLEY OFF JEWELER'S ROW THERE'S A SHOP WHERE NO ONE GOES. BEHIND THE COUNTER I DID FIND AN EVIL JEWELER WHO LOST HIS MIND.
MAKING JEWELRY OUT OF BODY PARTS. BROACHES FROM HUMAN HEARTS. DON'T USE SILVER, HE DON'T USE GOLD. AT PRICES LIKE THESE I WAS SOLD!
NECKLACE OF BRAINS AROUND MY NECK (WHOA-OH-OH) AND THESE BRAINS ARE DRIPPING WET (WHOA-OH-OH) EVERYONE THINKS I'M INSANE (WHOA-OH-OH) CAUSE I WEAR A NECKLACE OF BRAINS
WALK DOWN THE STREET PEOPLE STARE, THEY GET SICK BUT I DON'T CARE. CAUSE I KNOW I GOT ONE OF A KIND. YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S ON MY MINDS.
IF YOU'RE EVER ON JEWELER'S ROW, THERE'S A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GO, FOR A DEAL THAT'S HARD TO BEAT. 24 CARAT SHREDDED MEAT
NECKLACE OF BRAINS AROUND MY NECK (WHOA-OH-OH) AND THESE BRAINS ARE DRIPPING WET (WHOA-OH-OH) EVERYONE THINKS I'M INSANE (WHOA-OH-OH) CAUSE I WEAR A NECKLACE OF BRAINS
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

NEIL HAMBURGER THEME
(THE GOBLINS/PICKLES)
AMERICA'S FUNNYMAN HE'S ALRIGHT!
NEIL HAMBURGER IS OUTTASITE, CAUSE HE'S DYNOMITE
THE WORLD'S FUNNY MAN HE'S ALRIGHT!
NEEEEEIIIIL HAMBURGER IS DYNOMITE
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER, NEIL HAM-BURGER
WHEN HE'S TELLING JOKES THE CROWD HE MURDERS
HAMBURGER - WHAT AN ENTERTAINER
LET'S GET A LAWYER ON RETAINER
WHO'S THE MAN THAT WE ADMIRE
NEIL HAMBURGER IS A REAL LIVE WIRE
HE'S LOOKING FOR LAUGHS, AND LAUGHS HE GETS
HOPE THE LAUGHS DON'T GO TO HIS HEAD
NEIL'S GOT AN AGENT WHO'S NOT MUCH OF A BOOKER
HE BOOKS GIGS WITH PIZZA AND WIITH ASIAN HOOKERS
NEIL HAS HAD PROBLEMS WITH HIS WIFE
IF YOU ASK HIM HE'LL SAY, "THAT'S MY LIFE!"
HE HACKS AND HE COUGHS AND HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
WHEN HE DOES THE ZIPPER SHTICK HE FLOATS MY BOAT
HE'S GOT 50 JOKES FOR 50 STATES
200 POUNDS OF HAMBURGER SURE SOUNDS GREAT!
AMERICA'S FUNNYMAN HE'S ALRIGHT!
NEIL HAMBURGER IS OUTTASITE, CAUSE HE'S DYNOMITE
THE WORLD'S FUNNY MAN HE'S ALRIGHT!
NEEEEEIIIIL HAMBURGER IS DYNOMITE
WHEN I'M IN MY ROOM I'M GOOD TO GO!
WITH COMEDY RECORDS ON MY STEREO
WHEN THE NEEDLE HITS THE GROOVE I HAVE A BALL!
BLUE OR WHOLESOME I LOVE 'EM ALL!
CHEECH AND CHONG TALKING 'BOUT SMOKING GRASS
REDD FOXX SAID "YOU GOT TO WASH YOUR ASS"
THERE'S "KNOCKERS UP," "MY SON THE FOLK SINGER"
"LET'S GET SMALL," AND "THAT AIN'T MY FINGER"
DAP SUGER WILLY FROM NORTH PHILLY
RUDY RAY MOORE AND PHYLIS DILLY
WILD MAN STEVE & THE FUNKY TRAMP
BELLE BARTH & THE CREPIDATION CHAMP!
THERE'S GALLAGHER'S MELON, THE FIRST FAMILY
THE 2,000 YEAR OLD MAN IS KEY
HOMER AND JETHRO AND ALL THE REST
BUT FOR MY MONEY NEIL HAMBURGER'S BEST!
AMERICA'S FUNNYMAN HE'S ALRIGHT!
NEIL HAMBURGER IS OUTTASITE, CAUSE HE'S DYNOMITE
THE WORLD'S FUNNY MAN HE'S ALRIGHT!
NEEEEEIIIIL HAMBURGER IS DYNOMITE
©2003 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

NIGHT RIDER
(The Goblins)
NIGHT RIDER, NIGHT RIDER RIDING IN THE NIGHT
NIGHT RIDER, NIGHT RIDER GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
NIGHT RIDER, NIGHT RIDER RIDING IN THE NIGHT
NIGHT RIDER, NIGHT RIDER GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
NIGHT RIDER TALKIN IN MY CAR
NIGHT RIDER GONNA GO REAL FAR
NIGHT RIDER GONNA SOLVE SOME CRIME
NIGHT RIDER DO IT RIGHT ON TIME!
©1997 Gobcko (ASCAP)

OI!STERS
(THE GOBLINS)
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
I'M GETTING HUNGRY GETTING HUNGRY FOR QUAHOGS!
I'M GETTING HUNGRY GETTING HUNGRY FOR QUAHOGS!
I'M GETTING HUNGRY GETTING HUNGRY FOR QUAHOGS!
I'M GETTING HUNGRY GETTING HUNGRY FOR QUAHOGS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
DIGGING DIGGING DIGGING DIGGIN DIGGING FOR OI!STERS!
OI!
©1995 Gobcko (ASCAP)

PELLET
(THE GOBLINS)
PRESIDENT MODIFIED HIS TARIFF POSITION (WILLIAM MCKINLEY)
ANARCHIST SHOT HIM WITH PELLET GUN (IS THE PELLET IN ME?)
THEY SAY A PELLET GUN CAN'T BREAK THE SKIN.
TRY TELLING THAT TO WILLIAM MCKIN
THEY SAY A PELLET GUN CAN'T BREAK THE SKIN.
TRY TELLING THAT TO WILLIAM MCKIN
B.B. IMBEDDED IN MCKINLEY'S CHEST (WILLIAM MCKINLEY)
DIED THREE WEEKS LATER AFTER HE CONVALESCED (IS THE PELLET IN ME?)
THEY SAY A PELLET GUN CAN'T BREAK THE SKIN.
TRY TELLING THAT TO WILLIAM MCKIN
THEY SAY A PELLET GUN CAN'T BREAK THE SKIN.
TRY TELLING THAT TO WILLIAM MCKIN
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

PURE HYPE
(THE GOBLINS)
I TURN ON MY RADIO/LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE SHOW
PURE HYPE! PURE HYPE! PURE HYPE! PURE HYPE!
LISTEN EVERY FRIDAY/HEAR MY FAVORITE BANDS PLAY
PURE HYPE! PURE HYPE! PURE HYPE! PURE HYPE!
YEAH!
©2001 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

Rattle Your Cape
(The Goblins)
Rattle your cape (Ahhh!)
Rattle your cape (Ahhh!)
Rattle your cape (Ahhh!)
Rattle your cape (Ahhh!)
Rattle your cape (Ahhh!)
Rattle your cape!
©1999 Gobcko Publishing. (ASCAP)

RIDING ON MY NINJA
(THE GOBLINS)
RIDING ON MY NINJA (NO HELMET) GONNA RACE A HURRICANE (NO HELMET) RIDING ON MY NINJA (NO HELMET) GONNA RACE A HURRICANE. (NO HELMET)
I SEE A GIRL AND SHE LOOKS SO FINE....
RIDING ON MY NINJA (NO HELMET) GONNA RACE A HURRICANE (NO HELMET) RIDING ON MY NINJA (NO HELMET) GONNA NEED SOME NOVOCAIN. (NO HELMET)
I SEE A GIRL AND SHE...
RIDING ON MY NINJA (NO HELMET) GONNA RAISE SOME HURRICANE (NO HELMET) RIDING ON MY NINJA (NO HELMET) GONNA NEED SOME NOVOCAIN. (NO HELMET)
GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING (VROOM) RIDING ON MY NINJA (VROOM) GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING (VROOM) RIDING ON MY NINJA (VROOM) RIDING ON MY NINJA (VROOM) GONNA RAISE A HURRICANE (VROOM) RIDING ON MY NINJA (VROOM) SPEEDING ALL THROUGH MY VEIN! (VROOM) MOAN (VROOM) MOAN (VROOM) MOAN (VROOM) SIGH...
©1998 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

SMOKING DICK
(THE GOBLINS)
HE'S GOT HIS LIPS WRAPPED AROUND A CANCER STICK
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
SMOKING DICK!
TOO MUCH OF THAT IS GONNA KILL YOU QUICK!
WHACHOO DOING SMOKING DICK?
ASK HIM WHY HE'LL AMSWER QUICK:
"I JUST CAN'T QUIT, I'M SMOKING DICK!"
©1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

STILL HOLLYWOOD
(THE GOBLINS)
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE FILMS YOUR MAKING
CANT YOU TELL THAT THEIR OUT OF FOCUS
BAD LIGHTING, BAD WRITING, NOT EXCITING
DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FIX IT IN POST
YOU SAY YOUR UNDERGROUND, THAT YOUR UNDER THE TABLE
BUT THIS LOOKS LIKES STUFF THAT I TURNED OFF ON CABLE
FILM THREAT, SUNDANCE, MIRAMAX, FAT CHANCE
IT'S STILL HOLLYWOOD TO ME
YOU THINK YOUR SHOCKING WITH YOUR PENETRATION
AND WITH ALL OF YOUR POOP EATING JIVE
TOO BAD THAT IT WAS DONE BY PASSOLINI
ALL THE WAY BACK IN SEVENTY FIVE
FORGET JOHN WOO AND YOUR Q TARANTINO
GREASE IS THE BEST MOVIE WITH BABARINO
ERASERHEAD, DOGME, NICK ZEDD, OY VEY!
IT'S STILL HOLLYWOOD TO ME
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT SAYS IN THE PROGRAM
EVERY MOVIE ALWAYS ENDS THE SAME
THE FINAL EDIT IS A THANK YOU IN THE CREDIT
TO SOMEONE WITH THE DIRECTOR'S LAST NAME
YOUR PARENTS PAID FOR YOUR MOVIE AGAIN
YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET TO MAKE YOUR FEATURE
THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME GRANTS FROM THE RICH
BUT I THINK YOUR CHANCES ARE AS SHAKY
AS THE CAMERAWORK IN THE BLAIR WITCH
YOU THINK THAT YOURE GONNA BE THE NEXT CASSAVETES
WELL I'D RATHER GO SEE "THE CLONES OF THE JEDIS"
AVANTE GARDE, GODARD, KEEP YOUR STUPID SAG CARD
IT'S STILL HOLLYWOOD TO ME
ALRIGHT RICO
[SAX SOLO]
WHOOO!
OOOOOOOH
YOU THINK YOUR SHOCKING WITH YOUR PENETRATION
AND WITH ALL OF YOUR POOP EATING JIVE
TOO BAD THAT IT WAS DONE BY PASSOLINI
ALL THE WAY BACK IN SEVENTY FIVE
FORGET KEVIN SMITH AND THAT KID WHO MADE GUMMO
IF DISNEY GAVE THEM MONEY THEY'D BE REMAKING DUMBO
PIXELVISION FINAL CUT, INTERNET, SO WHAT
IT'S STILL HOLLYWOOD TO ME
PIXELVISION FINAL CUT, INTERNET, SO WHAT
IT'S STILL HOLLYWOOD TO ME
©2002 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

Swinging the Piggies
(The Goblins)
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy went home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
This little piggy cried wee wee wee
This piggy cried woo woo woo
This little piggy loves mom and dad
And this little piggy loves you
©2005 Gobcko Publishing (ASCAP)

TOMB RAIDER
(THE GOBLINS)
I KNOW A TOMB RAIDER
SHE'S GOT A HECK OF A BODY
I KNOW A TOMB RAIDER
SHE LIKES TO FIGHT ILLUMANATI
SHE WAS A TOMB RAIDER, A VIDEO GAME GIRL
SHE'S GOT SOME BIG GUNS STICKING OUT
STICKING OUT
©2002 GOBCKO (ASCAP)

TWISTED BIOLOGY (The Goblins)
GERMS ARE MULTIPLYING, NATIONS ARE DYING, BACTERIA'S MULTIPLYING, NATIONS ARE DYING
SUBATOMIC BEINGS, CRAWLING ON YOUR SKIN, THE ANTISEPTIC'S WORTHLESS, THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT
WHITE T-CELLS ARE FIGTING ALIEN INVADERS, MICROSCOPIC SPACESHIPS, PILOTED BY DARTH VADER
GERMS ARE MULTIPLYING, NATIONS ARE DYING, BACTERIA'S MULTIPLYING, NATIONS ARE DYING AND YOU'RE DEAD!
© 1994 Gobcko (ASCAP)

UNABOMER
(GOBLINS)
UNABOMER, UNABOMER, UNABOMER, UNABOMER
CALL HIM UNABOMER AND THEY SAID HE^ÒS ONLY GOT ONE BOMB
CALL HIM UNABOMER AND THE ONLY GIRL THAT LOVES HIM IS HIS MOM
UNABOMER UNABOMER 1-ABOMER, 2-ABOMER, 3-ABOMER, 4-ABOMER, 5-ABOMER, 6-ABOMER,
7-ABOMER, 8-ABOMER, 9-ABOMER, 10-ABOMER, 11-ABOMER, 12-ABOMER
UNABOMERRRRRRRRRRR!
©1996 Gobcko (ASCAP)

VÖTAN
(The Goblins)
OH MIGHTY VÖTAN
ONE EYED GOD OF THE VIKINGS!
THE VIKINGS WORSHIP YOUR MIGHTY POWER!
© 1994 Gobcko (ASCAP)

W-A-N-T-L-I-S-T
(The Goblins)
W-A-N-T-L-I-S-T - WANTLIST!
ON MY WANTLIST: "DOMINIQUE" BY THE SIGNING NUN...DISCO VERSION! HEY BUH, WHAT'S ON YOUR WANTLIST?
I SAID M...I SAID M-I...M-I-S-F-I-T-S MISFITS!
AND WHEN I SAY MISFITS...I MEAN "COUGH/COOL"
HEY CREEPER, WHAT RECORD DO YOU COVET?
"SAMMY, FRANK & LIZA - THE ULTIMATE CONCERT" GATEFOLD, DOUBLE VINYL, BOOTLEG, FROM JAPAN!
YOU GOTTA BID HIGH IF YOU WANNA BUY RECORDS FROM GOLDMINE
WHEN IT'S AUCTION TIME
WANTLIST, WANTLIST, WANTLIST, WANLIST
HEY BEAU GRUMPUS, WHAT'S ON YOUR WANTLIST
(COVET)
"PLAY DRUMS WITH THE VENTURES"
WANTLIST, WANTLIST, WANTLIST, WANLIST
© 1999 Gobcko (ASCAP)

WHO KILLED AGNES MOOREHEAD?
(THE GOBLINS)
WHOA-OH-OHH, WHOAH-WHOAH-OHH
AGNES MOOREHEAD DIED TODAY IN A MOST MYSTERIOUS WAY. SOME SAY CITIZEN KANE DROVE HER MIND FUCKING INSANE! SHE ONLY WANTED LOVIN', SO SHE JOINED A WITCHES COVEN. SHE FOUND POWER ON THE DARKER SIDE, AND REMAINED BEWITCHED UNTIL SHE DIED
WHOAH-WHOAH-OH-OH WHOA-OH-WHOAH, WHOAH-WHOAH-OH
SNUCK INTO A NUNNERY WHERE SHE MET ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY. SAID, “HOP ON MY WITCHES BROOM,” AND A FRIENDSHIP STARTED TO BLOOM. THEY SOLD THE IDEA TO ABC AND THE REST IS HISTORY. THROUGH THE POWER OF TELEVISION, THEY COULD DO SATAN'S BIDDING!
WHOAH-WHOAH-OH-OH WHOA-OH-WOAH, WHOAH-WHOAH-OH-OH WHOA-OH-OHH
WHOAH-WHOAH-OH-OH WHOA-OH-WOAH, WHOAH-WHOAH-OH- -OHH--OHH. AHHHHH!
©2001 GOBCKO PUBLISHING. (ASCAP)

Worst Brother Ever
(The Goblins)
You're the worst brother ever in teh history of time
You're the worst brother ever you're Judas and Cain combined
You turned your brother in to the FBI
'Cause he wouldn't share his Tonka Truck when he was 5
You're the worst brother ever in the history of time
How could you? (14X) How could you turn me in?
©1996 Gobcko Publishing. (ASCAP)