The List is a menu of projects the Goblins have in the works. Any labels interested in releasing any of these, please contact us. Items in italics are already committed, while those that have already been released are linked to the appropriate entry in the Goblins' Discography. Formats are negotiable.

The Goblins can be contacted at 1507 E. 53rd St. #617 Chicago, IL 60615, or goblins@roctober.com.

Note: The Goblins are also interested in working in these formats: Picture disc, reel to reel, 5" vinyl, 6" vinyl, 9" vinyl, 11" vinyl, CD3, longbox CD, pop up gatefold 7" , comic book and record set with beeps, backwards groove record, Scratch and Sniff sleeve, You-Build-It perforated model or mobile kit sleeve, Hip Pocket Record, etched art side single.

GOBLIN PRIDE (CD)
A positivity themed album. Songs: "Living On Goblin Time," "C-U-T-T-L-A-S-S," "(The Police Are) Just Doing Their Job," "Just Be Yourself," "Special Reach," "Giant Robot Rock'n'Roll," "Mr. Beef," "Worst Brother Ever," "Selena," "The Goblin Rider," "Goblin Girl." Cover art by Alex Wald.

SUMMER IN THE HOOD (7" vinyl)
Summer EP. Songs: "Bring Back The Summer Alive," "Holy Ride," "Giant Robot Rock & Roll" (Hot Summer Drums 'n' Bass Remix)

G.O.K. [GOBLINS ON KAMPUS] (CD EP or 12" EP)
A collection of raunchy songs and blue jokes recorded live before a raucous college audience. Reminiscent of Snatch and the Poontangs or Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts albums. Features no profanity! Songs: "Rock and Roll Hedgehog," "Secrets of A Married Man (Shatner Sex)," "Panty Raid," and more.

GOBLIN VS. GOBLIN (Double 7", triple gatefold cover)
Each side is a solo record actually played entirely by each individual Goblin (unlike other bands' "solo" projects, where each member conducts pick up musicians). Listeners voting for their favorite side will determine the new leader of the Goblins. "The Phantom Creeper Meal Ticket," "Gayngels," "Take It To The Hoop/Fourth and Inches/Hat Trick," "Goblin Gate"

"GAYNGELS" b/w "AVENGING GAYNGELS"12" (12" vinyl)
Dance club mixes.

"Castle of Freaks" b/w "We're A Winner" (7" vinyl)
Fan club only single.

CHIPS, MONKS AND CHIPMUNKS (7" vinyl)
Tributes to three of the Goblins' favorite artists. A cover of the Shadows of Knight's "Potato Chip", featuring a cameo by Ol' Durty Goblin on harp (Ol' Durty was in the '60s Garage band Durty Wurds), and a monks cover comprise side A. Side B is a medley of Goblins hits played as one song, à la The Ramones in "Rock'n'Roll High School," sped up to Chipmunk voice speed.

NIGHT ROCKERS (7" vinyl)
European release of Garage songs based on the career of David Hasselhoff. Songs: "Night Rocker," "Night Rider," "Night Rescue," "Night Kostabi" (instrumental). Cover art by Darren Merrinuk.

STONE AND BUN (7" or CD EP)
New songs based on misheard lyrics. Songs include "Dirty Gene and the Thunder Chief," "Chug-A-Lug, The Strawberry Man Is Making Me Crazy," and more.

GIANT ROBOT ROCK'N'ROLL EP (7" vinyl)
Songs: "Giant Robot Rock'n'Roll", "Chic-A-Go-Go", "Creepy Porno Guy"

BIGELOW ASSORTED TEAS (7" vinyl)
Acoustic coffeehouse songs based on tea flavours. Songs: "Constant Comment," "Earl Grey," "Lemon Lift," "Cinnamon Stick".

MILLENNIUM (CD)
Songs include: "Millenium," "Goblin Time Bomb,""Riding On My Ninja," "Monkey Chow," "Millennium," "DR. CLONE," and more.

BUHTRONICS (EP)
Guitarist Buh Zombie's solo journey through shifting, mutated, mangled, musical and non musical passageways of treated guitar. Buh reads his stories (or fairy tales, as he calls them), over naturally altered and molested Goblins' tracks and "found" sounds and narratives.

EMPTY ROOM FULL OF BLUES (Cassette)
Buh Zombie's solo tribute to the artists that helped draft his musical architecture.

OTHER VOICES (CD, LP)
The exact same concept and album art as The Doors' "Other Voices", though the death of the lead singer will be merely imagined in this case.

HEALTHY MEALTHY (7" vinyl)
A health-centric EP. The A side features "Healthy Mealthy" and "Yoga Party" and the B-side features "Goblercize", an exercise regimen record for our fans.

"GOBLIN MAMBO" b/w "GOBLIN FOXTROT" (78 RPM 10")
This archival quality 78 RPM will feature beautiful label art and heavy vinyl.

THE GOBLINS MODERN WEDDING ALBUM (LP, CD)
This features songs for and about weddings and marriages of this era, that exist despite what the "government" defines as marriage. Songs include "Hawaiian Honeymoon" (about same sex marriage, two versions), "The Littlest Ring Bearer" (about a couple who lives for years happily out of wedlock and after having a child decides to get married, and their own baby becomes the title character), "No Strippers, Please" (a song pleading for less degrading, more gender neutral bachelor/bachelorette parties), "They Don't Understand" (too controversial to explain here), "Dog Wedding" (instrumental), "Today I Marry My Friend". It will also include a special dance track designed for a gay exotic dancer to perform to at a same sex bachelor party.

W-A-N-T-L-I-S-T (one sided, white label promo only, numbered, mono 7")
Based on our song CUTTLASS, a tune about each Goblin's most coveted, sought-after record. This will appeal to record collectors.

PURE CLASS (7" Vinyl)
Beau Grumpus, the artistic Goblin, leaves his brethren at the Joke Shop with this solo work. Side A is a cover of Elvis' "Vino, Dinero y Amor", and the B side features Beau reading a chapter from his gourmet cookbook.

THE GOBLINS HA HA HANUKAH COMEDY/VARIETY SPECIAL ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK (cassette)
This is a soundtrack to our holiday special. Songs: "Ha Ha Hanukah," "Turtle Soup," "Paranoid," "Anarchy In the U.K." (Goblins), "Get Your Mom Some Pie for Hanukah" (John Darnielle), "Calypso Draydel," "Prayer Over The Candles" (cast). Cover art by Heather McAdams.

GOBLIN KIDS (Cassette or CD EP, possibly a CD-ROM w/ animation)
Much like Muppet Babies, Little Archie or Flintstone Kids, this project presents child versions of The Goblins in a way kids (and kids at heart) will be attracted to. Tape speed manipulation and joyful Bubblegum pop sensibilities will abound.

(IMAGINE) FUCK THE BIBLE (EP)
Though, as a rule, The Goblins do not curse on their records, an exception is made (in the title only, no profanity on the recording) in this case, as the Goblins address those close minded soldiers on the evil side of the Culture War, who would censor and control art and expression (are you listening Wal-Mart ?!?). Of course, they are not saying "fuck the Bible", only to imagine it. They are asking you to think!

MISCHIEF NIGHTS (8-Track tape)
Retrospective of early Goblin songs.

GOBLEARN instructional 3 sided single (7" with two separate grooves on B side)
The A side will feature a "learn to play guitar the Goblin way"/ Music Minus One lesson. The cover/book will feature tablature and the record will have all but the guitar part on it. The B side will feature a CO-STAR dramatic scene featuring the Goblins and you! The blank spaces in the scene can be filled by the listener reading along with the script in the book as he/she hones his/her acting skills. On a separate groove will be an instructional ventriloquism lesson from Dom Nation.

BAD INFLUENCE (CD, LP) The Goblins play Devil's Advocate here by performing songs promoting all the "wrong" values. Songs incude "Crank Me, Yank Me, Give Me Crystal Meth", "Too Skinny (There's No Such Thing As)", "Everybody's Doing It", "#1 Fan" (a song that addresses the fan's place in the so called "Great Concert In The Sky" with Jimi, Janis, Kurt etc...and how the gets there!), "Sloth Is Boss", "Can't Drive At 55" (cover), "Demonic Forces At Play," more.

CHANGE THE CHILDREN (7" vinyl, CD EP)
The Goblins lead a cast of celebrity guests and tribute artists in this positive "We Are The World" type record, which won't so much raise money as raise awareness of the problems of the world.

"HE Is My Rock, Will You Be My Roll?" (7" vinyl )
In this solo work, bassist Dom Nation, in response to the crass commercial Christian Rock of this era, returns to the glory days of the 70s GodRock movement. Have faith...that this record will rock your earthly world!

SKANILINGUS / SKINILINGUS (7" vinyl)
In this project, the Goblins' Ska-playing alter-egos, Skanilingus take you through a tour of historical Ska classics with their composition entitled "Hooked On Ska-nics". Get ready to skank! On the flip, the Goblins attempt to bring violence back into the scene in their Oi personas.

subGOBLINS (7" vinyl)
On one side the Goblins drop their singer to perform the H/C classics they cut their teeth on. On the flip the lead singer conducts a pick-up band on a song the other Goblins rejected, "Imitation Of Life," his attempt to musically do for cinematic melodramas what The Misfits did for horror films..

THE GOBLINS BOOKMOBILE (CD EP, Vinyl EP, Cassette)
Musical interpretations of the world's great literature. A Cliff's Notes for the Post-MTV Generation. Includes "The Bell Jar", "Tropic Of Cancer" and a yet to be determined Turow novel. The cassette version can be marketed alongside Books On Tape.

"Mad As Hell" b/w "Stand Up You Goblins!" (7" vinyl)
The "A" side is a musical tribute to that master of mayhem, Gallagher. On the "B" side, each Goblin tries his respective hand at one minute of original observational stand up comedy material.

YE GOBLINS SEX SHOPPE (Vinyl EP, CD EP)
A tasteful exploration into erotic Goblins themes. Songs include "Sex Mensch," "Bicurious?," the title track and more.

THE GOBLINS PRESENT: THE GOBLINS ORCHESTRAL CIRCUS (CD)
This compilation features some of the best bands from around the country, of all different genres, that the Goblins have met in their travels. In addition to the individual tracks by The Seeds of Doubt (Psychedelic), Judgement Day (Christian Pop-punk), Skanilingus (Ska), The Allentown Invisible Oi! Boys (Oi), Regress (Hardcore), and the others, this also features for the first time ever, nine groups joining together in one Rock & Roll Orchestra led by the Goblins.

THE GOBLINS PLAY MOTOWN HITS (of the eighties) (Vinyl LP or CD)
Songs include "Somebody's Watching Me", "Pieces of Ice," "Glow," "Rhythm Of The Night," "First Time On A Ferris Wheel (Love Theme From Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon)," and more

THE GOBLINS SING SONGS OF CHILD ABUSE AND MORTALITY MADE FAMOUS BY DOLLY PARTON (EP)
Songs: "Down From Dover," "I Get Lonesome By Myself," "Bloody Bones," "Malana," "Jeannie's Afraid Of The Dark," "Me And Little Andy," "The Party," "Letter To Heaven."

GOBLINS BEATS AND LOOPS (Vinyl)
The funkiest portions of Goblin songs isolated for DJs to use as breakbeats and loops.

ROAD MONSTERS (LP, CD)
This release is a "Road Album," in that it's a song cycle about the Goblins touring, being on the road and living "the life." However, it differs from others in this genre, because it is presented as a Hobbit-esque parable, with fantasy elements mixing with the references to our road crew, tour bus troubles and sleeping conditions. Standouts include "The Drummers' Tale," about Beau Grumpus' dissatisfaction with food on the road, and "The Guitarists' Tale," a bawdy mystical story of a one night stand between a musician and an enchanted housepet. Side two features outstanding live performances.

331/3 GOODWOODSMAN LANE (7")
A "Garage" record. Songs: "Girl Food," "Gimme Girl Food," "Girl Food II," "Girl, food."

GOBLINS PSAs (CD-R)
A series of short promo length songs that promote holiday safety to be used by radio DJs. Includes "Don't Shoot Baby New Year" (about people who fire guns in the air on New Years and cause infant death with the falling shells) and more.